A few quick jokes

Q. “You’re a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?”
A. “Absolutely! What’s the second question?”

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Guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only see-through underwear. The psychiatrist said: “well, I can clearly see you’re nuts!”

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Sherlock Holmes and Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.”

Watson says: “I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”

Holmes replies: “Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent …”

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There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those that can’t.

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